Woman give birth to 8 count em, EIGHT babies at the same time.
The world is over populated and because of your selfish and egotisical needs to reproduce a miniature you, you have successfully contributed more to global warming in one DAY then I will have in 10 years.
Thanks for that. I hope you’re happy.
Also, you’re going to breast feed all of them? Yeah. Fucking. Right. It’ll kill you.